Quick Suck: this week's 10

people, places and things pissing me off this week include:

1. Anyone who begins articulating an opinion by stating "I consider myself a feminist, but..."
2. Giant Jackie O/Vegas Elvis sunglasses
3. English-only fucktards.
4. People who don't know the sound of their own car alarm and so let them go off on a regular basis, blithely irritating and disrupting entire residential neighborhoods.
5. Wearers of faux-hawks.
6. People who walk their dogs while keeping them on unreasonably tight leashes or in choke-chains.
7. Lousy tippers who act like they have an ideological beef with tipping instead of admitting their own cheapness.
8. Charlatans who undermine the credibility and therefore insurability and usability of homeopathic and natural medicine by exploiting the desperate and credulous.
9. Britney haters.
10. Everyone in any way linked to the commercial revivals of tube tops, jumpsuits, harem pants, ass-baring shorts, spray tans, tooth bleaching, boob jobs, dating old guys and marrying for money.