1. College and university students who wear licensed, merchandised T-shirts bearing the image of Che Guevara.
2. Women over the age of 25 who think that being called a girl is a compliment.
3. People who post medical photos on Facebook, MySpace and other public sites without warning. I shouldn't have to encounter the contents of your colon or uterus without consent, people.
4. Anyone who can afford better beer but drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon because they think it's hilarious and ironic.
5. Textbook publishers who put out a new edition of their books every two years, even when nothing substantial has changed in the content, gouging students and hamstringing teachers.
6. The University of California again, some more.
7. Fickle Obamaniacs who fell in love with him based on nothing and then out of love over nothing.
8. Students who both ignore instructions and aren't skilled enough to accomplish simple tasks without detailed instructions to guide them.
9. Parents who live vicariously through their kids, whether it be by pushing their children to accomplish the things they've failed to do or putting up pictures of the kids on social networking sites to avoid having to show the world what they look like these days.
10. People who pronounce nuclear as nukular. After the entire Cold War, you still can't figure that one out? Then stop talking.
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