Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Quick Suck: a Hit List

So, with various illnesses, start of new contract years, ongoing budget fiasco situations, etc., it's been difficult to find both time and motivation to really let loose with the hate. In the meantime, then, the time is ripe to give a quick (and, hopefully, frequently updated) list of people, places and things that should Suck It for various reasons. Some will be more obvious in the reasoning than others. Sometime when I feel like it--a time between now and never, to be sure--I'll come back and elaborate on those which merit explanation.

For now, today's ten that should SUCK IT:
1. Ron Jeremy
2. University of California
3. Yelapa, Mexico
4. Owners of cars displaying more than five bumper stickers
5. Stephen Spielberg
6. Google
7. John Mackey, CEO of Whole Foods
8. Warren Jeffs--whack-job and FLDS cultist
9. Wikipedia
10. People who use "text" as a verb.

Updates as events merit.

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