Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Quick Suck: another 10

Until I work up the energy to rant about the things and people really bugging me in a serious way, there are always plenty of others who should be told to suck it. Here are the current top ten on the inexhaustible pile.

1. People who veer left to make a right-hand turn, even if they drive small vehicles.
2. Anyone who believes anything they see on a reality TV show.
3. Parents who act like procreation is, in and of itself, an impressive achievement.
4. Male strangers who call any- and everyone they meet "dude," "bra/o" or "dog."
5. White people who call Black men "brother" anywhere outside of church.
6. People who park in two parking spots because they're just so special and their car is just so valuable.
7. Cops who speed on the highway purely because they can get away with it.
8. People who use baby-talk and talk down to kids as if children are stupid.
9. Desperative Housewives--the show, the premise, the public that makes it possible.
10. Females who call everyone "honey" or "sweetie" or, worse, "girl."